What is the speed limit in this neighborhood?
The hotel.

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Where is my mind in relation to my body?
The car is also a place for sex.

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Where did you see the greatest improvement in your work?
Vagina.

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How come you never come?
Jesus said so.

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Don't you think that you could eat me out?
That room is empty and available.

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Am I repeating myself?
Bang!

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Who's going to tell you it's all wrong?
Alcoholics Anonymous.

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Is this loaded?
Even if it's not poetry, it still makes me think of poetry.