Someday I will be a sweaty old fat man with my big ol' pants
hiked up to here and wearing suspenders with little stars on them
and saying things like 'hokum' and winking at the young lady cashiers
who smile because I am so harmless. While they turn their backs to me
and whisper to each other and giggle, I steal a big handful of candy and 
put it in my big ol' pants hiked up to here.