What can I get for ten dollars?
The magician's assistant.

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When will you call me your girlfriend?
Japan isn't really an island.

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Am I my own replacement?
The left breast is always larger than the right.

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How big did you say?
Comedy teaches us to repair the bedroom.

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At which state in the hormonal cycle is it most profitable to have an orgasm?
Somebody upstairs might hear us.

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How many licks does a blowjob take?
Three times isn't nearly enough.

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Where does this lead us?
I shouldn't answer that question with this potato in my mouth.

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How do you fill a gap?
I once sucked you off for an hour and a half.

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Will this break?
Of course I'd eat you out, if you'd just ask politely.

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Why are holes defined by what surrounds them?
The keys are in my other pants.

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Does this thing feel like departure to you?
Things fuck apart in one part.