tonight a vampire got his head cut off
by a speeding car, and i don't care

steven is dead too
there are so many ways to kill the unkillable

first, is to make us all happy again
i think that would make us all die somehow

we would get bored in our happiness and die
our bodies would fossilize and look pretty cool

we are all here now and we are drinking
brush my hair while i think about you

you're the only one i can feel this way about
steven knows this, but he's dead

i killed steven because steven needed it
some people need that

his medicine was not enough
he was too big for all of that

nothing worked for a very long time
and then it kind of worked

another way to kill is with deep breaths
relax until your body is so relaxed that it stops

it'll feel pretty good not to feel your body for once
it's really ahh something like shovels, but not really

i don't think a shovel can ever be relaxed
in dirt, hanging in the garage, in hands

a shovel is always working
trying to seem serious and useful for way too long

i need money to get away from here
how can i do this again tomorrow?

how old am i? i am a teenage vampire
i am too shy to drink your blood

one way to kill the unkillable is just leave them alone
they will die eventually, naturally, like everything

i think that's what happened to wolfman
except wolfman didn't die. he just gave up

wolfman lives in wyoming now. he spends his days
mourning the death of his cat, felipe

it's a pretty sad story, really
felipe was a good cat