1. New Wave Boyfriend Girlfriend
2. North London Fizzy Lager Pub Toilets
3. Too Drunk To Remember (Pop History Flowers Dustbin)
4. Nineteen-Sixty-Two Drainpipe Trousers
5. Disco Drugs of London

1. New Wave Boyfriend Girlfriend

Scuffed shoes no socks narrow trousers androgynous guitarist madman - you should see - my new wave boyfriend - girlfriend - crank the amp up - a bit paranoid - on stage last night - and his group - speeded up - make a nuisance - spectacle - of themselves - playing three minute smash up guitar riffs bass lines drum beats - freaky electronic underfed rhythm section - a buzz to recommend - the boy can't sing - the boy sings - in England - the boy sings - in pub toilets - the boy sings - outside - hailed as new disco party - thrown up in the future - heavily applied mascara - scrawled in biro - Friday night New Cross flashing lights kebab shop riot broken window dancefloor - everyone was - kind of - confused - coping with things - on the fuzz - each passing week - it ain't easy - was like - rare footage - happier times - the live version - say what you like - he was having problems

2. North London Fizzy Lager Pub Toilets

North London fizzy lager pub toilets - smokers cough - national anthem - ringtone classics - dancefloor speed - goes on for ages - from now on - all over the country - far and wide - every city - every town - every week - won't stop - will it? - yeah - you look well - I don't know why - it's amazing - been drinking - everyone was - passing out - too pissed to remember - value for money - we loved the stuff - say what you like - London as usual that night - a few hundred quid - walking in - a crisp white shirt - shoes of a very boring day job - and it rained - beer - fizzy piss - d'ya know what ah mean.

3. Too Drunk To Remember (Pop History Flowers Dustbin)

Pop history flowers dustbin all smiles one after another across the generations when they sang some stayed away others like dancing twitching as far as I know inland sex change standing in the boozin' queue I asked I said listen mate each passing week they were screaming things are different like fun I'm delighted I said what did you ask? Urban punk suburban punk in a bedroom punk art-school punk working class punk middle class no class punk up the arse sweetie still to come naughty thoughts electrified head-butt then it happened you look well like a mirror image too drunk to remember nylon quiff punk disco panic attack UFO air-raid laser bolt fry knees up twos up tea's up anyway all the argy bargy achieved was a room the size of England disproportionate to heaven.

4. Nineteen-Sixty-Two Drainpipe Trousers

I woke up in a b/w 1962 film shot semi-documentary wearing drainpipe trousers black leather jacket pointy boots collar length hair a pocket full of now or never more or less heaven up there disproportionate to England scribbled in biro but now I'm glad the clock keeps running does it as far as I know things change as far as I can tell a doorbell rings what colour is that chord, harmony, key I was feeling a bit not quite for example under a street lamp old jam pots for glasses which freaked me out but I kept a straight face like I was listening but I couldn't understand what happened next or never more nervous dizzy spell of ancient ancestors under the influence of an unknown spell sort of thing.

5. Disco Drugs of London

Memories they can piss off a fight broke out on stage dancefloor speed video national anthem sold out police raid camp site skin up it was a mad place broken down side of motorway my brain was you're like so fucking clever another famous band I was kicked out of for being a cunt panic attack all over the disco punk stage the sun madly frozen sounds like now I'm a new wave new wave of new wave new wave of new wave of new wave mod punk hippy skinhead banger goth chav love me love you all night disco drugs of London Los Angeles New York Paris Peckham Deptford Elephant and Castle DJ Fuck Face DJ Sing-Along DJ Clever Cunt smiley mates here or what the fuck a bit paranoid solid bloke but mysterious too they were the whole trip come on by chance like Finsbury Park thank your lucky stars another Oxford Street music craze their fans enjoy a night out (grandmother on drums grandmother grandfather what did you do how did we get here not even you know do you) pissing about she's alright yeah she's smiling he's 3a.m. all the signs say what you like it all ends up too drunk to remember fuck me who pulled the strings a London come-down marketed paranoid stand-offish spaced out 1969 Moon pharmaceutically speeded up hangover capacity 1979 bangin' early 90s pirate radio booked to support an atom in his head she said as far as I know the key module of the cosmos is as good as incomprehensible so whatever yeah anyway eventually the whole thing disappears so just let go, just let go.